...what I feel we ought to do at this juncture is to dash off somewhere where it's quiet and there aren't so many housesdancing the 'Blue Danube' and shove some tea into ourselves. And over the pot and muffins I shall have something veryimportant to say to you.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

New York is a small place when it comes to the part of it that wakes up just as the rest is going to bed.

I always advise people never to give advice.

This is peculiarly an age in which each of us may, if he do but search diligently, find the literature suited to his mental powers.

One of the drawbacks to life is that it contains moments when one is compelled to tell the truth.

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.