It ought to be a criminal offence for women to dye their hair. Especially red. What the devil do women do that sort of thing for?

One of the rummy things about Jeeves is that, unless you watch like a hawk, you very seldom see him come into a room.

The ideas of debtor and creditor as to what constitutes a good time never coincide.

Woman is the unfathomable, incalculable mystery, the problem we men can never hope to solve.

I can detach myself from the world. If there is a better world to detach oneself from than the one functioning at the moment I have yet to hear of it.

There's too much of that where-every-prospect-pleases-and-only-man-is-vile stuff buzzing around for my taste.

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.