It's not that I don't trust you, Dunstable, it's simply that I don't trust you.

Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.

you ever have that feeling when you step down onto a footstep that isn't there?

Bertie," he said, "I want your advice." "Carry on." "At least, not your advice, because that wouldn't be much good to anybody. I mean, you're a pretty consummate old [prat], aren't you? Not that I want to hurt your feelings, of course." "No, no, I see that." "What I wish you to do is put the whole thing to that fellow Jeeves of yours, and see what he suggests.

He looks much more like a lobster than most lobsters do.

She had more curves than a scenic railway

It looked something like a pen wiper and something like a piece of hearth-rug. A second and keener inspection revealed it as a Pekinese puppy.