I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And when a girl comes along who has about twice the regular allowance, she too often makes a bee line for me with the love light in her eyes. I don't know how to account for it, but it is so." "It may be Nature's provision for maintaining the balance of the species, sir.

The storm is over, there is sunlight in my heart. I have a glass of wine and sit thinking of what has passed.

Providence seems to look after the chumps of this world; and, personally, I'm all for it.

If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.

The exquisite code of politeness of the Woosters prevented me clipping her one on the ear-hole, but I would have given a shilling to be able to do it. There seemed to me something deliberately fat-headed in the way she persisted in missing the gist.

A man who has spent most of his adult life trying out a series of patent medicines is always an optimist.

It was one of the most disgusting spectacles I've ever seen-- this white-haired old man, who should have been thinking of the hereafter, standing there lying like an actor.