It is the glorious uncertainty of golf that makes it the game it is.
The only way of really finding out a man's true character is to play golf with him. In no other walk of life does the cloven hoof so quickly display itself.
A little bit added to what you've already got gives you a little bit more.
You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.
Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant—better left unstirred.
I suppose he must have taken about a nine or something in hats. Shows what a rotten thing it is to let your brain develop too much.