Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on?

Oh, I don't know, you know, don't you know?

Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.

I may as well tell you, here and now, that if you are going about the place thinking things pretty, you will never make a modern poet. Be poignant, man, be poignant!

I attribute my whole success in life to a rigid observance of the fundamental rule - Never have yourself tattooed with any woman's name, not even her initials.

I suppose half the time Shakespeare just shoved down anything that came into his head.

As a rule, from what I've observed, the American Captain of Industry doesn't do anything out of business hours. When he has put the cat out and locked up the office for the night, he just relapses into a state of coma from which he emerges only to start being a Captain of Industry again.