Jeeves, you really are a specific dream-rabbit." "Thank you, miss. I am glad to have given satisfaction.

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

It's not that I don't trust you, Dunstable, it's simply that I don't trust you.

We do not tell old friends beneath our roof-tree that they are an offence to the eyesight.

I turned on the pillow with a little moan, and at this juncture Jeeves entered with the vital oolong. I clutched at it like a drowning man at a straw hat.

When you're alone you don't do much laughing.