I pity the shrimp that matches wits with you Jeeves

This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth.

Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.

It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.

Slice him where you like, a hellhound is always a hellhound.

Say what you will, there is something fine about our old aristocracy. I'll bet Trotsky couldn't hit a moving secretary with an egg on a dark night.

Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.