I pity the shrimp that matches wits with you Jeeves

You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.

The only way of really finding out a man's true character is to play golf with him. In no other walk of life does the cloven hoof so quickly display itself.

She looked away. Her attitude seemed to suggest that she had finished with him, and would be obliged if somebody would come and sweep him up.

The drowsy stillness of the afternoon was shattered by what sounded to his strained senses like G.K. Chesterton falling on a sheet of tin.

It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time.

The stationmaster's whiskers are of a Victorian bushiness and give the impression of having been grown under glass.