What earthly good is golf? Life is stern and life is earnest. We live in a practical age. All around us we see foreign competition making itself unpleasant. And we spend our time playing golf? What do we get out of it? Is golf any use? That's what I'm asking you. Can you name me a single case where devotion to this pestilential pastime has done a man any practical good?
P. G. WodehouseLove has had a lot of press-agenting from the oldest times; but there are higher, nobler things than love.
P. G. WodehouseShe looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when.'
P. G. Wodehouse