Love has had a lot of press-agenting from the oldest times; but there are higher, nobler things than love.

Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.

The spine, and I do not attempt to conceal the fact, had become soluble, in the last degree.

It looked something like a pen wiper and something like a piece of hearth-rug. A second and keener inspection revealed it as a Pekinese puppy.

I hadn't the heart to touch my breakfast. I told Jeeves to drink it himself.

However devoutly a girl may worship the man of her choice, there always comes a time when she feels an irresistible urge to haul off and let him have it in the neck.

One of the drawbacks to life is that it contains moments when one is compelled to tell the truth.