If men's minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank.
What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them?
Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.
When you're alone you don't do much laughing.
At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.
Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious.