She looked away. Her attitude seemed to suggest that she had finished with him, and would be obliged if somebody would come and sweep him up.

If men's minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank.

I don't want to seem always to be criticizing your methods of voice production, Jeeves, I said, but I must inform you that that 'Well, sir' of yours is in many respects fully as unpleasant as your 'Indeed, sir?

If it were not for quotations, conversations between gentlemen would consist of an endless series of 'what-ho!'s.

Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?

A golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening.

Hugo?’ ‘Millicent?’ ‘Is that you?’ ‘Yes. Is that you?’ ‘Yes.’ Anything in the nature of misunderstanding was cleared away. It was both of them.