She gave me another of those long keen looks, and I could see that she was again asking herself if her favourite nephew wasn't steeped to the tonsils in the juice of the grape.

To persons of spirit like ourselves the only happy marriage is that which is based on a firm foundation of almost incessant quarrelling.

What you want, my lad, and what you're going to get are two very different things.

You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.

It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.