I suppose half the time Shakespeare just shoved down anything that came into his head.

It is the glorious uncertainty of golf that makes it the game it is.

It was one of the most disgusting spectacles I've ever seen-- this white-haired old man, who should have been thinking of the hereafter, standing there lying like an actor.

the supply of the milk of human kindness was short by several gallons

You agreee with me that the situation is a lulu? Certainly, a somewhat sharp crisis in your affairs would appear to have been precipitated, Sir.

It is not the being paid money in advance that jars the sensitive artist: it is the having to work.

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.