I was in rare fettle and the heart had touched a new high. I don't know anything that braces one up like finding you haven't got to get married after all.

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.

There was a sound in the background like a distant sheep coughing gently on a mountainside. Jeeves sailing into action.

We must always remember, however,' said Psmith gravely, 'that poets are also God's creatures.

In every romance you have to budget for the occasional dust-up.

You know how it is with some girls. They seem to take the stuffing right out of you. I mean to say, there is something about their personality that paralyses the vocal cords and reduces the contents of the brain to cauliflower.

Men capable of governing empires fail to control a small white ball, which presents no difficulties whetever to others with one ounce more brain than a cuckoo clock. I wish to goodness I knew the man who invented this infernal game. I'd strangle him. But I suppose he's been dead for ages. Still, I could go and jump on his grave.