Good manners consist of doing precisely what everyone thinks should be done, especially when no one knows quite what that is.
P. J. O'RourkeOff they go on this sort of camping trip to Iwo Jima, where they're taken around and shown where all the battles took place. It's very moving. Disgusting little island, though. Still an active volcano. Stinks of sulfur. There are dead Japanese everywhere under that island. It's icky. But I knew I would never have another chance to go, so I took the job.
P. J. O'RourkeGod has no role to play in politics except to make sure politicians go where they belong. To hell.
P. J. O'RourkeIt's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.
P. J. O'Rourke