With Epcot Center, the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

From National Lampoon, you go directly to Saturday Night Live, because it's a lot of the same people.

Never Refuse Wine. It is an odd but universally held opinion that anyone who doesn't drink must be an alcoholic.

I went back to bumming around New York, writing freelance stuff for Car & Driver and such.

What would be a road hazard anywhere else, in the Third World is probably the road.

Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected.