Whenever people tell you they are going to wipe the slate clean, it's your slate they mean to wipe.

Whenever people tell you they are going to wipe the slate clean, it's your slate they mean to wipe.

Automobiles are free of egotism, passion, prejudice and stupid ideas about where to have dinner. They are, literally, selfless. A world designed for automobiles instead of people would have wider streets, larger dining rooms, fewer stairs to climb and no smelly, dangerous subway stations.

The average IQ in America is—and this can be proven mathematically—average.

On Michael Moore TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny.

Every generation finds the drug it needs.

Human problems are complex. If something isn't complex it doesn't qualify as problematic. Very simple bad things are not worth troubling ourselves about.