I write because I like to make things and the only things I am good at making things with are words.

Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.

Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.

There are no kinder or better people in the world than those who listen to you when you are 18.

Just as some things are too strange for fiction, others are too true for journalism.

No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal

You can't get something for nothing. Everybody remembers this except politicians.