A nation with a goofy foreign policy needs a very serious policy of defense.

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.

It takes a lot of weapons to do good works (as Richard the Lionhearted could have told us). And this is not just a Somali problem. We have poverty and deprivation in our own country. Try standing unarmed on a street corner in Compton handing out twenty-dollar bills and see how long you last.

A politician who commends himself as 'caring' and 'sensitive' because he wants to expand the government's charitable programs is merely saying that he's willing to do good with other peoples' money.

The purpose of the Senate is to keep 100 middle aged knuckleheads out of the private sector where they can do real harm.

War will exist as long as there's a food chain.

Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.