When you think of the good old days, think one word: dentistry.

Those who do not know history are probably also not doing well in English or math. P.J. O'Rourke

The day was warm and clear. Kids were playing soccer in the parking lots and women were sunning their babies and having their tea all over the lawns. The scene was entirely too cheery for journalism.

The Australian language is easier to learn than boat talk. It has a vocabulary of about six words.

In the past a man was expected to give his seat on a bus to a woman. Today it would be much more courteous for that man to give her his job.

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife.

Nothing about economic growth in the United States over the course of the past 40, 50 years, during which time this has been continually happening, would indicate that we are being harmed in an overall sense by this.