My Grandmother wouldn't even speak the word Democrat if there were children in the room, she'd say Bastards instead.
P. J. O'RourkeDistracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby.
P. J. O'RourkeIt's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of, and they can't sue you.
P. J. O'RourkeThe Australian language is easier to learn than boat talk. It has a vocabulary of about six words.
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