The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk.
P. J. O'RourkeMike had called me and said he could offer me less, and I said, "You're on!" Because I was really excited with what Mike Kelly was doing, and now what Cullen Murphy is doing with Atlantic. It's a really cool magazine.
P. J. O'RourkeYou can't shame or humiliate modern celebrities. What used to be called shame and humiliation is now called publicity.
P. J. O'RourkeYour money does not cause my poverty. Refusal to believe this is at the bottom of most bad economic thinking.
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