One of the problems with being a writer is that all of your idiocies are still in print somewhere. I strongly support paper recycling.
P. J. O'RourkeHumor is a terrific tool for explaining things, especially when what you're explaining is frightening or dull and complicated.
P. J. O'RourkeMost of us had never seen a sober redneck before, and we have the Reagan Landslide to testify that none of us ever wants to see one again. It was a horrifying apparition. And ever since Jimmy Carter, all of us rednecks have had to be very careful to be drunk rednecks lest we turn into some kind of awful creature with big buck teeth and a State Department full of human-rights yahoos.
P. J. O'RourkeHow much fame, money and power does a woman have to achieve on her own before you can punch her in the face?
P. J. O'Rourke