Politicians are wonderful people as longa as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

East Germany was so total in its totalitarianism that everything was banned which wasn't compulsory.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Government subsidies can be critically analyzed according to a simple principle: You are smarter than the government, so when the government pays you to do something you wouldn't do on your own, it is almost always paying you to do something stupid.

The motorcycle is a device created by the team of God and Darwin to rid the world of useless young males.

The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.

Intelligence collection has been given an additional bureaucracy to correct the problems created by too much bureaucracy in intelligence collection.