Southern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.
P. J. O'RourkeDistracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby.
P. J. O'RourkeIn our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character.
P. J. O'Rourke