Never strike anyone so old, small or weak that verbal abuse would have sufficed.
In the wake of Animal House, the stock briefly and quite wrongly shot up. So I love that movie.
The political process consists entirely of politicians talking out of their butts.
The interesting thing about staring down a gun barrel is how small the hole is where the bullet comes out, yet what a big difference it would make in your social schedule.
You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke.
One of the things that makes me a conservative, or a libertarian, or whatever the heck it is that I am - a person who doesn't much like big government - is that I do not like the concentration of the power.