I would rather hear the pleased laugh of a child over some feature of my exhibition than receive as I did the flattering compliments of the Prince of Wales.

Money is in some respects like fire; it is a very excellent servant but a terrible master.

Nothing draws a crowd quite like a crowd.

How were the receipts today in Madison Square Garden ?

Instead of spending money, I earned it.

Money is good for nothing unless you know the value of it by experience.

Money is the excellent slave and a horrible master.