Doping in English football is restricted to lager and baked beans with sausages. After which the players take to the field, belching and farting. English football culture is one of pure, intense competition, and that's why I have always preferred it to Italy.

Only if we realise how sh*t we were at Blackburn can we improve.

I'm very happy to have moved to West Ham, because I can play for a better team than Sheffield Wednesday.

David James is a cretin.

A lion can't stay in a cage. A lion has to be on the pitch.

Doping in English football is restricted to lager and baked beans with sausages. After which the players take to the field, belching and farting. English football culture is one of pure, intense competition, and that's why I have always preferred it to Italy.

Me walk away? What? Never. I always believe that I am the best manager in the world. Why should I have to walk out? I have been working 24 hours a day. The players have to adapt to me, to one person. I cannot be a fake Di Canio.