This is Earth. Isn't it hot?

I don't enjoy going out anymore It's such a pain. It's everyone saying, 'Let's do a deal! Can I have a picture?' I'm just, like, 'These people are such losers. I can't believe I used to love doing this.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.

A lot of my dreams have to do with animals I think because I'm such a huge animal lover. I have so many pets. I always have crazy dreams where I'm like riding an elephant through the jungle or hanging out with a bunch of monkeys.

I'm the nicest, most loyal person in the world when it comes to my friends.

A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.