The only rule is don't be boring.
The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.
Whatever I write in email, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write.
If I'll be a President the inaugural balls will be replaced with an inaugural Rock Band party. For expert-level players only. Don't even think about getting on drums. I play drums.
If you have a beautiful face you don’t need fake boobs to get anyone’s attention
A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.