This is Earth. Isn't it hot?

When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!

I have so many great things going on in my life that I don't need to pay attention to some writer.

Being grown up and in a serious relationship, I've learned so much. I'm happier than I've every been.

Having a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party, because then you don't need to go out.

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.

It's called Paris, not Hilton, just me, because I don't want people to think it's my family's. It's mine.