I hate when a guy brags... or he sweats.

My favorite toast is rye toast.

I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes.

I have so many great things going on in my life that I don't need to pay attention to some writer.

Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.

When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!

I'm not like that smart. I like, forget stuff all the time.