One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up.
When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.
You know your the best when people you don't know hate you.
Everything I do is blown out of proportion. It really hurts my feelings.