I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes.

I don't like parties past 2 am. Then it's all losers and weirdos.

What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?

I have so many great things going on in my life that I don't need to pay attention to some writer.

It's sexier when a girl is flirty but she doesn't do anything.

I got my eye on you boy, and when I get my eye on something, it's like search and destroy.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.