There is no sin worse in life than being boring.

Having a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party, because then you don't need to go out.

It's called Paris, not Hilton, just me, because I don't want people to think it's my family's. It's mine.

The only people you need in your life are the ones that prove they need you in theirs.

Being a President I will carry out a foreign-policy platform that will transform America's role in the world to that of a proactive, not reactive, superpower that will use diplomacy and incentives to head off trouble in unstable regions before they unravel out of control. I will also be wearing platform shoes when I meet with foreign dignitaries to accentuate my well-toned calves.

A girl can dazzle - just naturally!

I like my mug shot. I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.