If I was a President I want to put an end to only large financial contributors, lobbyists, inside-the-Beltway fat cats, and corporate bigwigs getting to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom. I will keep that room open only for people for whom it is too late to drive after attending one of my secret-underground-bunker-after-hours parties.
Paris HiltonI play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes.
Paris Hilton