It's sexier when a girl is flirty but she doesn't do anything.

First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.

There is no sin worse in life than being boring and nothing worse than letting other people tell you what to do.

It's called Paris, not Hilton, just me, because I don't want people to think it's my family's. It's mine.

When you're in the public eye, it's wrong to cheat on someone, unless you're very careful. If you're normal and no one's going to know, then do it.

What is the soup kitchen?

If I'll be a President the inaugural balls will be replaced with an inaugural Rock Band party. For expert-level players only. Don't even think about getting on drums. I play drums.