It's good to just smile and go on with your day.

Being grown up and in a serious relationship, I've learned so much. I'm happier than I've every been.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

If I was a President I want to put an end to only large financial contributors, lobbyists, inside-the-Beltway fat cats, and corporate bigwigs getting to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom. I will keep that room open only for people for whom it is too late to drive after attending one of my secret-underground-bunker-after-hours parties.

It's sexier when a girl is flirty but she doesn't do anything.

You know your the best when people you don't know hate you.

I don't enjoy going out anymore It's such a pain. It's everyone saying, 'Let's do a deal! Can I have a picture?' I'm just, like, 'These people are such losers. I can't believe I used to love doing this.