I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.

There is no sin worse in life than being boring and nothing worse than letting other people tell you what to do.

I talk in that baby talk voice when I'm on TV, it's a put on.

[When a John McCain political campaign video that used her image] That wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which means I'm running for President. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude, and I want America to know I'm like, totally ready to lead.

This is Earth. Isn't it hot?

In these trying economic times, I believe the White House should have a minimalist touch: open floor plan, glass and steel, throw pillows, and an infinity pool.

If I'll be a President the inaugural balls will be replaced with an inaugural Rock Band party. For expert-level players only. Don't even think about getting on drums. I play drums.