I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.

I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.

I don't care about people who don't care about me. If people are negative or mean, then that's their issue. Screw them.

At parties, everyone always thinks I'm drinking, but actually I rarely drink. I live on energy drinks, basically. I love vitamin water.

I have done everything that I wanted to do, and I feel very blessed that I have been very successful on every area. So it's very exciting. There is nothing else to do.

If I was a President I want to put an end to only large financial contributors, lobbyists, inside-the-Beltway fat cats, and corporate bigwigs getting to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom. I will keep that room open only for people for whom it is too late to drive after attending one of my secret-underground-bunker-after-hours parties.

If you have a beautiful face you don’t need fake boobs to get anyone’s attention