My life is, like, really, really fun.

I'm a really good person. I'm down to earth. I have a big heart. I have feelings. And I'm just like everybody else.

I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year. Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first.

Whatever I write in email, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write.

I don't care about people who don't care about me. If people are negative or mean, then that's their issue. Screw them.

What's a soup kitchen?

I'm very scared to do it. What if I don't come back? With the whole light-years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I'll be like, 'Great. Now I have to start all over'.