Never drink diet soda. It shows you have no nerve. Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks, or vitamin water. Hate champagne because that’s what everyone expects you to love. Energy drinks are the best party drinks. You never get tired, you never get a hangover, and you can make fun of all the loaded people who think they’re clever but are really acting stupid.

Some people change when they think they're a star or something.

My life is, like, really, really fun.

A girl can dazzle - just naturally!

It's called Paris, not Hilton, just me, because I don't want people to think it's my family's. It's mine.

If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.

I'm a really good person. I'm down to earth. I have a big heart. I have feelings. And I'm just like everybody else.