Never drink diet soda. It shows you have no nerve. Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks, or vitamin water. Hate champagne because that’s what everyone expects you to love. Energy drinks are the best party drinks. You never get tired, you never get a hangover, and you can make fun of all the loaded people who think they’re clever but are really acting stupid.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

It's been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

I travel around the world constantly promoting my projects and endorsing products. Yes, I do get paid to go to parties; in fact, I'm the person who started the whole trend of paid appearances. But when you see me at a party, I'm always working or promoting something.

I like my mug shot. I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.

All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there.