I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.

It's sexier when a girl is flirty but she doesn't do anything.

I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes.

I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year. Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first.

A man must walk before he can fly - one cannot fly into flying.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

I’m an animal activist. Many people say that I’m a hypocrite, because I eat burgers and stuff like that but I won’t wear fur. But I’m not a hypocrite. I just only wear fake fur.