I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.

I got my eye on you boy, and when I get my eye on something, it's like search and destroy.

In these trying economic times, I believe the White House should have a minimalist touch: open floor plan, glass and steel, throw pillows, and an infinity pool.

I'm not a kid anymore. And I'm excited for all the amazing things to come.

Aquarius[es] are social butterflies, humanitarians, geniuses: Einstein was one.

A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.

I'm very scared to do it. What if I don't come back? With the whole light-years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I'll be like, 'Great. Now I have to start all over'.