I LOVE Africa in general, South Africa and West Africa. They are both great countries.

It's called Paris, not Hilton, just me, because I don't want people to think it's my family's. It's mine.

There is no sin worse in life than being boring.

I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year. Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first.

It hurts that, you know, the media's made me into sort of this like punching bag or cartoon character-they think that I don't have any feelings, and, you know, it hurts like anyone else.

I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes.

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.