The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus.
A girl should never disguise the fact that she's a girl. It's a lot easier to convince a man that you're a fascinating female if you look the part.
There's something about me that makes a lot of people want to throw up.
Christmas is a good time to take stock of our blessings.
The Christmas spirit - love - changes hearts and lives.
I believe - figuratively, but in a very real way - we need to tent the White House!