I only hope to do well enough before I die to have a house as big as my rich Uncle Ed and Aunt Carole.

If not for sports, I do not think my father would have ever talked to me.

She thought she brought a gift of compassion for those exhausted souls who had not received a chest portion from the people who raised them. If compassion and therapy did not work, she could always send her patients to the local pharmacy for drugs.

Fantasy is one of the soul's brighter porcelains.

I don’t know why it is that I have always been happier thinking of somewhere I have been or wanted to go, than where I am at the time. I find it difficult to be happy in the present.

When men talk about the agony of being men, they can never quite get away from the recurrent theme of self-pity. And when women talk about being women, they can never quite get away from the recurrent theme of blaming men.

Humanity is best described as inhumanity.