Like everything else, love's not worth much without some action to back it up.

I only hope to do well enough before I die to have a house as big as my rich Uncle Ed and Aunt Carole.

Isn't it a shame military doctors couldn't be as good as military sunglasses?

My mother thought of my father as half barbarian and half blunt instrument, and she isolated him from his children.

Baseball fans love numbers. They love to swirl them around their mouths like Bordeaux wine.

Cameras are a lifesaver for very shy people who have nowhere else to hide. Behind a lens they can disguise the fact that they have nothing to say to strangers.

I learned that if I could read, I could cook. I surprised myself I like it.