Only in America could you get away with the kind of comedy I did.

I still have a young attitude.

Canvas. J.C. Penney. $3.98. You like?

I never was able to do karate. That's calling me a good actor. I act like I can do anything.

A lot happens in 20 years.

Whole life have balance. Everything be better. Understand?

The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent.