The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent.

I've been working on my autobiography, just pecking away in longhand. The more you write, the more you remember. The more you remember, the more detail you recall. It's not all pleasant!

Thanks to the Japanese and Geronimo, John Wayne became a millionaire.

I went from being an ailing child to a public enemy.

Canvas. J.C. Penney. $3.98. You like?

Look eye! Always look eye!

You may have heard that back in the States there are some people who are smoking grass. I don't know how you feel, but it's sure easier than cutting the stuff.