I don't know of any other creature on earth other than man that will sit in a corner and cry because of some painful experience in the past.

I never was able to do karate. That's calling me a good actor. I act like I can do anything.

I didn't have a childhood.

Only in America could you get away with the kind of comedy I did.

Hip Nip just sounds groovy. A drummer laid it on me.

A lot happens in 20 years.

My fame is largely due to young people, theyre the first ones to discover me.