If it were not for the fact that editors have become so timorous in these politically correct times, I would probably have a greater readership than I have.

Correct me if I'm wrong - the gizmo is connected to the flingflang connected to the watzis, watzis connected to the doo-dad connected to the ding dong.

I've been in Washington ever since 1981, trying to get out!

There has always been quite a strong black and white art tradition in Australia, with quite a large contingent of cartoonists, given the size of the population.

I hate changes of administrations, because I have all my villains in place and they are all taken away and replaced with faceless wonders nobody knows.

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon.

Even if you go to Australia today, it's very much like visiting a state you haven't been to.