Pat Oliphant Quotes

Correct me if I'm wrong - the gizmo is connected to the flingflang connected to the watzis, watzis connected to the doo-dad connected to the ding dong.

Some days you feel like this is really going well. You can tell. Other days, you're just drawing like a farmer and you don't know why.

I hate changes of administrations, because I have all my villains in place and they are all taken away and replaced with faceless wonders nobody knows.

Even if you go to Australia today, it's very much like visiting a state you haven't been to.

An outsider's point of view is always handy.

If it were not for the fact that editors have become so timorous in these politically correct times, I would probably have a greater readership than I have.

I see myself as an artist who happens to do cartoons.

I don't think there's more than half-a-dozen cartoons that I've been really truly happy with in all the time I've been doing it.

I can always see what I've done wrong. I'm always learning. I'm the perennial student.

I've always looked upon politics as a very boring thing. Politics never interested me as much as the people involved in it.

So many cartoonists draw the same year after year. When they find a style, they stick with it. They don't mess with innovation, and they become boring.

Journalism was looked upon as a more noble thing than it is now. I don't know if it carries the same cachet that it did then.

There has always been quite a strong black and white art tradition in Australia, with quite a large contingent of cartoonists, given the size of the population.

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon.

We're all idealistic when young.

One-newspaper towns are not good because all the surviving newspaper does is print money. They make 25 percent on their money every year, and if they go down to 22 percent, they start laying people off.

I've been in Washington ever since 1981, trying to get out!