I suspect most self-described 18-year-old Scandinavian women named Inga who collect and wear string bikinis are, in reality, more likely to be middle-aged, pot-bellied guys named Lou who collect and wear string cheese.

There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!

Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.

I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers

Political pornography is not unlike the sexual kind: difficult to define, but you know it when you see it

I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants

If any group of citizens is uniquely unqualified to tell someone else how to vote, it's those of us who live in the sheltered, privileged arena of celebrity hood......Trust me, one's view of the world isn't any clearer from the back seat of a limo.