I suspect most self-described 18-year-old Scandinavian women named Inga who collect and wear string bikinis are, in reality, more likely to be middle-aged, pot-bellied guys named Lou who collect and wear string cheese.

I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Clinton cost John Kerry more votes than he gained for him whenever they appeared together. Imagine being part of a crowd enraptured by the presence of Bill Clinton, and then having to listen to a speech by John Kerry!

Once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep.

One day, someone will get too close to the television, and I will pull them into this hell with me.

Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.

That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one