Once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep.

That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one

Political pornography is not unlike the sexual kind: difficult to define, but you know it when you see it

Being a conservative in Hollywood is like walking into a shooting range with a bull's-eye attached to your body. There are more of us than you would believe, but if you want to keep working, you feel like you have to keep quiet.

One day, someone will get too close to the television, and I will pull them into this hell with me.

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Clinton cost John Kerry more votes than he gained for him whenever they appeared together. Imagine being part of a crowd enraptured by the presence of Bill Clinton, and then having to listen to a speech by John Kerry!

Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user