Mercy," said my mother thoughtfully, "you never told me your werewolf neighbor was quite that hot.

Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to.

Leslie had learned two valuable things about the fae that day. They were powerful and charming -- and they ate children and puppies.

Obstreperous, ‘huh,” said Tad. “I see you’ve been using that Big Word of the Day calendar I got you last Christmas.” “That is irrefragable,” I told him solemnly.

I feel like I'm lost in an anime movie" I said, as Coyote picked the thing up. "One of the tentacle-monster ones." Most of them were X-rated and ended up with a lot of dead people.

She wondered that hope was so much harder then despair.

No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear.