I am the reality of all coyotes. The archetype. The epitome. You are just a reflection of me.

It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.

Over a lifetime of dealing with difficult women, I have learned it is often better to give into their demands immediately.

Are you going to tell me what that was about?” Adam asked as we went back upstairs. “Sometime,” I told him. “When we're telling ghost stories around a campfire, and I want to scare you.

When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone —‘I didn’t mean to startle her

I am the reality of all coyotes. The archetype. The epitome. You are just a reflection of me.

He can stop me in my tracks, but he can't make me do someting I don't want to